Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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