I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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