if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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