i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
Help. Why am I so naked?
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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