I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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