This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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