Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
i just made my gag reflex go away.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.�
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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