i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
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