The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
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