Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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