That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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