We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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