I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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