so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
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