Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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