She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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