I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
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i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
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