I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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