It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
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