Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
Randomize
