Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
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