shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
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