im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
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