mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
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