Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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