He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
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