therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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