I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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