She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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