a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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