Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
How's work?
Spinning.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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