Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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