Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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