guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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