haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Why did I call the Oregon Department of Transportation at 4:30 in the morning, and who did I talk to for three minutes?
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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