we're blogging at a bar
The spoon I was using to ice my hickey just fell out of my purse while i was paying at the liquor store. I look like an alcoholic with a meth problem.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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