i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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