DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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