I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.�
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
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