isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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