check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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