He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
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