It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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