I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
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