Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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