Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
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