it wasn't lemon gatorade
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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