Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
I need to stop coming to work sober
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
i think i scared a bird with my dick
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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