All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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