ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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